The Razor Blade Incident
The now infamous "razor blade incident" has caused quite a stir. After it happened Maggie placed calls to her various doctor relatives and also, I learned, to a divorce lawyer. I've tried here to take a picture of Elsie's thumb but it's tricky to focus on something so small. Here's the best shot.
When doctor ella was here Elsie reached into a box of medicated wipes and was observed sobbing because the alcohol made her razor slice sting. Last night while I was sleeping, Maggie grabbed my thumb and slashed it open with a kitchen knife. "That's for Elsie!" she said. Here's a picture of my injury:
Ouch!
7 comments:
I didn't realize MAVVER was doctor shopping when she called.
Let's see a movie of you and the MAVVER discussing the razor blade incident. It could be a re-enactment.
Why did Maggie settle for your thumb?
Love,
Occhio
Remind me never to let Elsie get a boo-boo on my watch!
"Boo-boo"? That was not a boo-boo. We have blood-soaked towels and rugs to prove that this was a tremendous bodily injury...
It was nuthin' mom. Don't worry 'bout it, geeze.
Do you mean to tell me that someone has actually punished Arthur?
poor baby
Post a Comment